And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?
Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
Get the The Biden Whispermug. North Korea's 69th elected president
Rejected from art school in 1907 & 1908
Founder of both Nobel Prize and Roblox
Rejected from art school in 1907 & 1908
Founder of both Nobel Prize and Roblox
by Real Joe Biden November 18, 2023
Get the Joe Bidenmug. "WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"
"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."
"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."
by An Audience July 21, 2024
Get the Joe Bidenmug. Bidenics: A portmanteau of the words 'Biden' and 'phonics' describing a variant of English popularized by 46th U.S. President Joseph Biden. The term 'Bidenics' is characterized by periodic inclusion of words - or possibly phrases - which may be considered unintelligible to speakers of most American or British English dialects.
Don missed key points from a recent speech, believing the orator was mumbling when in fact she was speaking Bidenics.
by GinWraith February 10, 2023
Get the Bidenicsmug. 1. Something that was stated by news channels to say that Biden is probably going to be the president elect.
2. A phrase that super Trump supporters can not handle.
2. A phrase that super Trump supporters can not handle.
Wolf Blitzer: "All right folks, Biden now having Pennsylvania, we have an important announcement to make. Anderson are you ready? "
Anderson Cooper: "Of course I am ready, I have been tapping this smart TV screen for the past week. Let's get done with this already. "
Wolf Blitzer: " "Alright then. CNN projects, Joe Biden has Won the election, and is projected to be the president elect. "
Anderson Cooper: "Of course I am ready, I have been tapping this smart TV screen for the past week. Let's get done with this already. "
Wolf Blitzer: " "Alright then. CNN projects, Joe Biden has Won the election, and is projected to be the president elect. "
by MST3K I like December 26, 2020
Get the Biden has Wonmug. "Man 'Ol Joe aint lookin so hot!" "ah. you noticed... he has Biden Derangement Syndrome... bless his soul..."
by ChudeusMaximus January 24, 2024
Get the Biden derangement syndromemug. Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
by thurb June 28, 2023
Get the Not a joke. On my word as a Bidenmug.