Beer Monster

The act of sneak attacking a random person/friend often in a bar setting, pulling your shirt over their face and pouring a beer in their mouth through the shirt. This often leads to poor decisions, mopping of bar floor, multiple purchases of white v-neck tees, and loss of dignity.
Jacquie recklessly beer monstered Julian at Nichols.

A groom was beermonstered by random girl, marriage almost ruined.
by JMJQ November 07, 2010
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beer die

A drinking game, invented at Colby College, where two teams sit at either end of a table and throw a die back and forth. The object is to bounce the die off the end of the table, or to land it in an opponents cup. Its a much more casual alternative to beirut. The game goes to 7, and you must win by 2. Also, the numbers 5 and 7 are called bizz and buzz during the game, and any violation of this rule results in drinking.
Hey, I'll come over in bizz minutes and we'll play some beer die.
by CBCMules October 24, 2009
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beer curtains

n. 1. Analogous to beer goggles. One's judgmental ability is impaired by the amount of beer (or other suitable alcoholic substance) ingested which causes their vision to be blinded by the curtains.

n. 2. Enhancement of a women's beef curtains through alcoholic consumption; open to all those willing to hang her curtains on their rod.
Josh clearly had beer curtains the night he brought home April.

Josie got knocked up due to her inability to blockade her beer curtains.
by merlot2k1 January 06, 2006
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Beer Geek

1) One who is a drinker of rare, fine and expensive beer who obsessively hovers around pale lager drinkers, to cast disparaging looks and grate on them with supercilious remarks. He has little real life and few friends, flies out to Dark Lord Day, and never drinks the same beer more than once.

2) A sensible person who is not content to just swill his head in a bucket of Miller or Coors Lite as a victim of advertising, personal gullibility and total lack of imagination or taste.

3) A reasonably balanced person who enjoys drinking, collecting and trading well-made beer, and who likes being social with others who share these and other, wider interests. Is sometimes keen on beer festivals, events, trades and bottle sharings, while creating social bonds with others who share his or her passionate hobby.
1) The greasy-looking Beer Geek paraded around his chalice of "Weasel Poop Bourbon Stout" and simpered at all the guests drinking pale lagers.

2) Due to the extremely high radon content in the bad shipment of pale lager everyone died except Tim the Beer Geek.

3) Tina met her fiancée Tim on Facebook after a mutual friend told her he was a Beer Geek and Maiden fan, just like her.
by JonasOfToronto May 07, 2009
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Ecstasy beer

A type of drink which is beer with ecstasy added, which is often drunk at raves,rainbow parties and cherry poping parties etc.
Ecstasy beer is the best drink in the world.
by The Fury 13 January 12, 2011
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Beer Pressure

Beer pressure comprises a set of group dynamics where by a group of people in which one feels comfortable may override the sexual personal habits, individual moral inhibitions or idiosyncratic desires to impose a group norm of attitudes and/or behaviors, mainly pertaining to the ingestion of beer during working hours.
"Dude, I cant' take all this beer pressure, I'm going to have to suck down a keg..."
by Edward Palisoc February 16, 2006
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Beer leader

typified as a hyperactive beta-male who seeks pleasure by promoting alcohol abuse at fraternity parties. In the presence of a beer leader, ones ability to consume everclear, slam beer bongs, and do multi-minute keg stands is exponentially increased. Sometimes to life threatening limits. Beer leaders capitalize on an extensive lexicon of degrading words and emasculating gestures in order to gain others compliance into drinking more than they cared to.
Beer leader: Dude, lets do keg stands!!

party guy: naw i'm set bro

Beer leader: common pussy! that guy over there said you chug cock! you not a cock chugger are you?

party guy: screw him! who wants to see the worlds longest keg stand!!
by bi-polar bear October 06, 2008
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