by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022

Similar to a hard drive, except it’s wet and bloody. It surprisingly fits perfectly well into X AE A-XII.
Dude did you hear Elon musk just bought 30% of the soft drive companyTM
Nah bro I didn’t, he should just give his son REGULAR organs.
Nah bro I didn’t, he should just give his son REGULAR organs.
by FrappaCHINA May 22, 2021

Throwing passive aggressive attacks while visualizing and fantasying actual violence.
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)
Sommer was thinking about punching Chris in the face all night, however the proper moment ever arose for it to be socially acceptable to inflict bodily harm into the poor victim. Sommer, having years of built up frustration, allowed herself to indulge in soft-core violence & intruding thoughts on inflicting bodily harm and spray popcorn on Chris’ face
by anonymous January 1, 2022

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”
by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

by SeshmasterLilpumpWheresMyLean January 9, 2018

by 2 centricle October 21, 2022
