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Pascal's Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.
I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.
by Free Martian May 31, 2019
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The Kingdom of Bread

The Kingdom of Bread is a Discord server that was established January 25th, 2020. It was established by Assistant Flatbread, Apple_Byter and is currently ruled by Emperor Breadstick, rainmaker. TKoB uses the standard underscoah measurement system and currently has no active currency. It has a cooking show that the Emperor Breadstick hosts and has frequent game nights. There are no taxes in TKoB and its only export is bread. for some reason.
"Where are ya off to?"

"The Kingdom of Bread"
by Apple Byter February 20, 2020
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Related Words
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Pulling a Drew Brees

Pulling a Drew Brees, or Pulling a Drew for short means to take back everything you said and apologize if someone starts giving you grief about what you said. Past tense:Pulled a Drew Brees
Man 1: Carl said some stuff in the meeting that I don't think will go over very well.
Woman: You are right. In fact, as soon as someone called him on it, he was Pulling a Drew Brees and falling all over himself apologizing.
Man 2: I heard that his WIFE even called up here trying to help him out.
by Crazy Legs 1966 June 12, 2020
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SCP Containment Breach

Arguably the best SCP game ever to be made featuring annoying SCP's such as The peanut(SCP 173) and SCP 106.
Billy "I started playing SCP Containment Breach". Joe " wait till u get to heavy that's when shit get real".
by GitGud391 September 28, 2020
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Clench and Break

Modern self defense tactic in which the person clenches their anus and moves abruptly to break or neutralize any object inside of it
I had no idea what to do so I did a clench and break
by gdabul March 15, 2021
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I can't breath

my pH is low, bro
psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him
by toxdoc March 21, 2022
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St. Breton's Day

Day to celebrate St. Breton, the Patron Saint of Dingies, Fritted Conch and Eclipsed Vision. Observed in the Caribbean Islands, most notably Grand Bahama.

Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A Eclipse beer – and another one!

Happy St Breton - If you’re enough lucky to be Caper, you’re lucky enough!

Greener's Cliffs and a Cold Eclipse - Cheers!

St. Breton's Day saying
Eclipsed sight makes a merry fight.

g’way b’ye the dingies cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the eclipse..

Food Traditions
Eclipse Battered Conch Fritters in Caper sauce. (Creamy Lemon and Capers)
Happy St. Breton's Day! Let's drink.
by JayDee Salinger January 19, 2015
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