(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
by BidwellPark July 21, 2023
Jonh: "Hey, my birthday coming up, you have any plans for me Mark?"
Mark: "Yeah, I'll airless bake you a cake, or something"
Jonh: "Airless baking? Now that's something new"
Mark: "Yeah, I'll airless bake you a cake, or something"
Jonh: "Airless baking? Now that's something new"
by LegendOfNothing January 18, 2021
by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019
Quarter baked is when someone has a taken an extremely light hit from the bong and is "quarter stoned".
by DDISEASES May 27, 2014
This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
by Poppyseed Monkey February 07, 2025
The act of baking ass.
by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017