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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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Le Awesomeness

Something that an Aquarius possesses, that can be given to another person to add some pizzazz and color to their Life.
Kid Cudi has enough Le awesomeness to go around to.

I wish i had some Le awesomeness right now, my life is soo boring, mundane, and mediocre.
by Bmore November 9, 2012
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Awesome

anything that's an orgy of fivesome or more
Person 1: I was just in an Awesome last night, I see why they call it that
Person 2: What the fuck is "an Awesome"
by Greg Heffley Gaming January 11, 2021
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Awesome

Mils. Mils is the dictionary definition of awesome.
Bro that was almost as awesome as mils.
by Huncho_xoxo July 11, 2022
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Awesome

Awesome is what you call someone you hate but yo try to be nice to but really you cant because the hooked up with your sister and they new it was your sister but they couldn't care so you say your fucking awesome mate.
Fucking awesome mate your Awesome
by MeBeBigBoy22 June 12, 2019
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Awesome

You like something or think it is AMAZING.
That project that you brung for the science fair is awesome!
by Tysman22 March 11, 2019
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