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The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.
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“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024
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Austin

Austin is pretty cool when you hang around him but when he's alone he will probably be a box, very comfortable in his home. When you meet him you wonder if he is a vampire because he is so pale. Lady's will love him if she's the right one. They're usually born a natural doctor, Austin's are very funny people. They come out of the womb with a stethoscope in their left hand because they're right handed. If you go on a date with them they will talk your ear off about doctor things you don't understand. So don't date them- marry them! What cuties they are!
Oh wow Austin you're such a little doctor
by Kyleeeeeeeee.is.awesome November 26, 2021
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Austin

Austin is a straight lady getter, he has a bunch of girls wishing they could date him when he Dosent even try he has a gf most of the time, he is a very sexy,funny,cool and charming guy. That’s where he gets all the girls from ladies get wet all the time when they see him, let’s not forget about his massive 10inch dick that he has he usually has 3 sums with girls so he can share himself more often
by Lady getting Austin February 3, 2020
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Austin

A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.
Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.
by JeauxMama September 18, 2020
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Austin Cowling

A person who has glasses and gives away food. This person is a must person to hang out with even if they are not cool. This son of a bitch is a Giga chad to the point he will do anything for you.
Austin Cowling is such a Giga Chad for giving food.
by MakeSureToLike October 13, 2022
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Austin

Austin you a mongoloid
by Lil tyba April 30, 2019
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Austin Roesner

A bitchass who always yoinks kills in rainbow six siege and can't play doc for shit.
Austin Roesner, stop stealing my kills aut monkey.
by PeterisSmelly November 10, 2018
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