Jew monger

someone who sells jews illegaly on the internet, or someone who secretly seduces jews into sex.

That jew monger, he makes $200 dollars a week i make $100 selling dildo's to broads

by Jake AKA J-Massa March 25, 2007

ps jew

a ps2 it's crappy and expensive playstaion will take all your money! ergo...ps jew, plus it rhymes with ps2....no offense to jewish people...well i guess it is quite offensive..sorry.

Joey: hey you guys wanna come over to my place and play some ps2?

Kyle: fuck that, we're goiing to Ben's to play some xbox360. you have fun with your ps jew though

by Benny M July 24, 2006

jew bowl

A very small ammount of weed packed into a bowl, bong, ect. in order to conserve ones pot.

Hey man I don't have much pot left so I'm going to just pack a jew bowl.

Dude this sucks being short all the time. All I can pack are jew bowls.

by Pally November 28, 2007

jew on a stick

Said when one is very pissed off

Agh! Jew on a stick I was so close...

by mr durroo May 25, 2006

Jew Move

This happens when you are playing a videogame (Halo 3 for example). You are fighing a person and you kill them, but you have extremely low health. Then, a person comes out of hiding and kills you instantly

Joe: Yes! I finally killed you Eric!
Colin: (comes in and kills Joe)
Joe: Wow Colin that was a Jew Move right there..

by Conrad17 December 17, 2008

Jew-turn

Being an orthodox Jew (Jerry curls, stupid hats and all) and committing the act of making a complete U-turn, simultaneously stopping traffic from both directions while you look through your coke bottle glasses to see what the hell you are doing.

"Holy crap dude, you see that moron...he's u-turning in the middle of traffic!!"
"No dude look at the curls and hat, he's making a Jew-turn"

by Turtle494 March 6, 2008

Jew Rounding

Rounding an amount down to the nearest unit. Most commonly used for a monetary amount owed.

Adam owed me $22.15. I was surprised when he only gave me $20 until he reminded me that he used jew rounding.

by jogro123 November 12, 2012