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Bed Bitches

Creatures of the night lurking under your bed, seeking the warmth under your bedsheet.
Don't let the bed bitches bite
by E-Reak Sean December 9, 2022
mugGet the Bed Bitchesmug.

make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,
Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed
by Bed wife June 22, 2023
mugGet the make me your wife in bedmug.

Mexican Slurry Bed

What happens after you eat too much Mexican food and pass out
\Melania and I snuck out for tacos last night. She lost her bowel control later and we woke up with Mexican Slurry Bed. I think it was because her husband lost the election.
by Stinkalink December 15, 2020
mugGet the Mexican Slurry Bedmug.

bed cheese

Hey man, there’s a lot of bed cheese in your sheets.
by Comfylime August 21, 2024
mugGet the bed cheesemug.

Joeys bed

A group of elite volleyball players and Joey
Woah that was an awesome spike from Joeys bed, joeys is just standing there though.
by Itstriscuit7 May 11, 2022
mugGet the Joeys bedmug.

clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom
by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022
mugGet the clean bed sheetsmug.

Bed angle

an snow angle on your bed and no snow.
by cyclonne June 25, 2019
mugGet the Bed anglemug.

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