squares

Word ghetto people use to represent cigarettes.

"Hey man, can I bum a few squares from you?"

by rumorlistener May 22, 2015

Square Dance

When sexaul intercourse occurres between four concenting adults, aka a foursome, that are Texas natives. Or when the sexual act occurres with Texas borders.

"Dude that bonfire was wild, I went inside and accidentally walked in on a square dance."

"Hey y'all, my wife and I were wondering if you two would like to join us this weekend for a good ol' square dance?!?"

by LoneStarGingerBeardMan May 28, 2019

Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half

"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."

by [e-mail] February 14, 2017

Isosceles square

The most beautiful girl ever

Kacey is an isosceles square

by Djdnfjfhfhfhdjdj May 2, 2022

Square Cornered

When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.

Whoa dude, your tree got totally square cornered, it looks like shit!!

by Mgamerz June 23, 2010

Square

Somebody who is lame Asf and dont participate in any fun activities. They are not down for anything and are boring to hang around

Person 1: Aye foo lets go tag up that wall
Lame person: Im sorry but I dont participate in any illegal activities.However we can do something else that is both legal and fun like studying and doing homework
Person 1: Your such a lame ass square

by chincbleeder February 22, 2021

family square

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."

Hey Bubba, I had mu furst family square last night wit ma youngest sister.

by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018