Adolf Hitler's Master of Antics Hermann Fegelein has returned from his alleged death. He claims he was never killed during Hitler's downfall but invented time travel and is now here to party with DJ Keitel, Zombie Hitler, and Funny Hitler!
Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.
Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.
Zombie Fegelein is definitely a zombie. Either that or he is just continuing to do a fuck load of meth in the present.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Get the Zombie Fegelein mug.Zombicide is the art of... well, not killing, but destroying zombies.
Zombicide is an important life skill, because zombie infestations have become increasingly common in the last few decades, and all indications are that the zombie holocaust is coming soon, possibly within your lifetime. Since the disbanding of the Knights Templar, there is no dedicated zombicidal society to protect us, and an outbreak on the scale of the Carpathian outbreak of 1143 or the Abyssinian outbreak of 492 BC would become global.
In order to be prepared, we should all learn at least basic outdoor survival, sailing (since zombies can't swim or operate a boat) and horse riding skills (horses will be the only viable means of transport when civilisation collapses). Also, basic knowledge of zombie physiology is required, so one should learn about zombie strengths and weaknesses, unlife cycles, habitat and behaviour.
Essential supplies for successfully surviving the zombie apocalypse are: first aid kit, shotgun and at least 5000 rounds of ammo, a katana or machete, plenty of flammable liquids, body armour, especially a helmet to protect your braaaains, tinned, dried or other kinds of long-lasting high-protein food, and clean drinking water.
Commercial zombicide products are also available. The Zombivac vaccine contains enzymes and antibodies to protect against Solanum, Rage and 23 other common strains of the zombie virus. You should keep at least 5 years supply for your whole family in your first aid kit (NB: Zombivac only protects you from flesh bites. Having your braaaaains eaten will still result in infection.) Zom-b-Gone spray is effective in repelling zombies from your home, but will not stop them once they catch your scent. The Zombie Knife from Advanced Survival Tools is useful and portable, but not as good as destroying a zombie's braaaaaains as a katana or sledgehammer. Zombotox water purifying tablets will remove any infectious material from water supplies.
But the most important principle of zombicide is to always be prepared. They do exist, and one day they will come for you.
Zombicide is an important life skill, because zombie infestations have become increasingly common in the last few decades, and all indications are that the zombie holocaust is coming soon, possibly within your lifetime. Since the disbanding of the Knights Templar, there is no dedicated zombicidal society to protect us, and an outbreak on the scale of the Carpathian outbreak of 1143 or the Abyssinian outbreak of 492 BC would become global.
In order to be prepared, we should all learn at least basic outdoor survival, sailing (since zombies can't swim or operate a boat) and horse riding skills (horses will be the only viable means of transport when civilisation collapses). Also, basic knowledge of zombie physiology is required, so one should learn about zombie strengths and weaknesses, unlife cycles, habitat and behaviour.
Essential supplies for successfully surviving the zombie apocalypse are: first aid kit, shotgun and at least 5000 rounds of ammo, a katana or machete, plenty of flammable liquids, body armour, especially a helmet to protect your braaaains, tinned, dried or other kinds of long-lasting high-protein food, and clean drinking water.
Commercial zombicide products are also available. The Zombivac vaccine contains enzymes and antibodies to protect against Solanum, Rage and 23 other common strains of the zombie virus. You should keep at least 5 years supply for your whole family in your first aid kit (NB: Zombivac only protects you from flesh bites. Having your braaaaains eaten will still result in infection.) Zom-b-Gone spray is effective in repelling zombies from your home, but will not stop them once they catch your scent. The Zombie Knife from Advanced Survival Tools is useful and portable, but not as good as destroying a zombie's braaaaaains as a katana or sledgehammer. Zombotox water purifying tablets will remove any infectious material from water supplies.
But the most important principle of zombicide is to always be prepared. They do exist, and one day they will come for you.
by George McBob May 21, 2009
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A blunt created when cracking old roaches in your blunt graveyard. The resulting blunt smells and will fuck you up, just like a zombie.
by Cornbread215 July 7, 2010
Get the Zombie Blunt mug.Pronounced Zom-bee Gas
-noun
1) Gas from the anus of a human (either living or dead) so bad that is has the ability to choke, seize, or incapacitate another human being.
2) Taking a shit during the day, quite possibly at the office, that is so powerful that it has the ability to overpower the powered air vent in most restrooms and escape into the open air. Note: Zombie gas is not to be confused with ninja gas which has similar properties but lacks the raw power of Zombie Gas.
-noun
1) Gas from the anus of a human (either living or dead) so bad that is has the ability to choke, seize, or incapacitate another human being.
2) Taking a shit during the day, quite possibly at the office, that is so powerful that it has the ability to overpower the powered air vent in most restrooms and escape into the open air. Note: Zombie gas is not to be confused with ninja gas which has similar properties but lacks the raw power of Zombie Gas.
"Damn, Brad went and dropped an H bomb in the toliet again, avoid that 1/2 of the office its contaminated with Zombie Gas.
"wtf did you eat tav? boiled eggs? Your zombie gas is melting my lungs"
"wtf did you eat tav? boiled eggs? Your zombie gas is melting my lungs"
by JeffJohnson440 December 1, 2007
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Get the zombiephilia mug.The zombified combine opponent in the popular addition "Episode 1" to the game Half Life 2.
The word was coined by Alex Vance by adding the words Zombie and Combine together.
The word was coined by Alex Vance by adding the words Zombie and Combine together.
by TheAntiCrust November 10, 2006
Get the Zombine mug.A post or pre world war Nazi having defining quantitative properties of that or like zombie. Commonly associated with a revenge to kill everything living including Jews and Blacks. Is also one of the most deadly types of Nazis and has been known to rise from the dead.
"Oh my god Jeff, is that a Nazi Zombie digging it's way out of the ground!" We better run before it eats are brain out.
by Bill Franklin the Third January 21, 2009
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