Zolious

Is the type of guy who is only attracted to 2d women and jerks off 10 times a day

This guy is a Zolious

by BiabloDiablo May 1, 2021

Zollitarian

One from the Evil Ligeancy of Zoll. One who believes in Zoll and is a citizen of it's evil ligeancy.

person A: "That person didnt salute the U.S. flag!"

person B: "Well thats ok, because he is a citizen of Zoll."

by Brandon April 20, 2004

zollie

Skateboarding trick to describe jumping between platforms of different heights, or between platforms that have a sizable gap between them

The skateboarder zollied from the bench of one picnic table to the table top of different one.

by thejoint May 20, 2011

zoll

The German word for 'customs'. Has achieved minor status as a buzzword and/or replacement for 'lolz' but will soon become the scourge of the internets under the direction of Hitler 2.0, who will plant the word into the brains of a new Hitler youth reaching across the world. He will then activate a secret device which turning them all into his own personal baggage handlers. Within three hours Hitler 2.0 will obtain possessions of the entire world's supply of travel scissors. He will be unstoppable.

Unwitting Hitler 2.0 Neophyte: Zoll. May I check your bag, Mom?
Hitler 2.0: Excellent.

by Mrchuckles December 31, 2008

Triple Dog Zillion

The largest number in the world, it's even bigger than infinity

Mom: I love you 10x
Kid: I love you triple dog zillion! HAH, can't beat that!
Mom: Alright you win

by Itsiak April 3, 2011

Zolian

Takes the place of words which you cannot get to because of inebriation or plain stupidness.

I need to get that zolian,man. You know the zolian? The zolian that we bought last week! Yeees! THAT Zolian!

by Tbonetouch January 7, 2010

Zollie

Zollie a person with a large penis and very charming

Damn zollie took my girl

by Zmony September 13, 2017