muddy zebra

The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.

"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."

"What's that?"

"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."

"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."

"Yep."

by Juan Schwarz February 8, 2008

zebra

a very young person with white and black hair

god this new guy in my class he's a fucking zebra

by sf123 November 24, 2010

killing the zebra

Eating a girl out when she is on her period. (blood on your face resembles that of a lion right after a fresh kill)

"My chick is on her rag." -
"Guess you're gonna be killing the zebra tonight."

by YouGonGetThisDeeeiicckuh. March 9, 2014

the angry zebra

When you are fucking a black woman doggy style and you get a bunch of guys to sneak into the room and have them ghiz on her back this will make her angry and look like a zebra thus the angry zebra

Dude me and my homies pulled the angry zebra on jenna yesterday

by ChocolateGIjoe August 14, 2014

black zebra

A white guy cumming on a black girls back smearing it as stripes

I gave her a black zebra last night

by That Capano Guy September 9, 2015

Zebra sex

When opposite races have sexual intercourse.

(White man) "Bro, I'm going to hook up with an Asian chick this weekend, zebra sex is so much more exotic than standard sex. "

by JC-Mcfresh December 7, 2016

zebra crossing

A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019