muddy zebra

The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.

"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."

"What's that?"

"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."

"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."

"Yep."

by Juan Schwarz February 8, 2008

zebra

a very young person with white and black hair

god this new guy in my class he's a fucking zebra

by sf123 November 24, 2010

Zebra sex

When opposite races have sexual intercourse.

(White man) "Bro, I'm going to hook up with an Asian chick this weekend, zebra sex is so much more exotic than standard sex. "

by JC-Mcfresh December 7, 2016

giving a zebra

when a man is ejaculating and cums in one eye, and punches the other; one black eye, one white eye.

damn, she sucks me so good, im giving a zebra

by dra.cula July 2, 2023

White Zebra

When a Caucasian loses a lot of weight and has lasting stretch marks. The resulting white scars on white skin create a white zebra

Did you see Sean? Ever since he’s been on meth he’s lost a ton of weight and looks like a white zebra

by Slippin' pee hands March 9, 2020

Zebra stew

The act of breeding an athletic black male with a petite white female of highly attractive origins to produce a child with extremely gifted athletic abilities and top tier attractiveness.

Steph curry is a direct product of zebra stew.

by Joe Allen likes men (sexually) December 19, 2020

Zebra cake

The act where the female defecates and the male jizzes on it

Man that zebra cake left a mess

by nikiomgee16 July 4, 2020