Zale

a stupid guy who people like because he is "nice" he can't even get the girl he is chancing. He is such a stupid twat.

He is so dumb must be a "zale"

by Ilickbutt February 11, 2019

Zalex

Zalex is the name of a party/festival that two brothers do once a year. With recent popularity it's getting larger, and they promise expansion year on year. It's also hashtagged #zalex2016 for e.g.

Person 1 "yo mate, you goin Zalex this year?"
Person 2 "naaa man couldn't get tickets"
Person 3 "Bruv heard it was mental last time, someone went A&E"

by MeerkatC March 28, 2016

Zuleyka

Will steal your children, all your money a years of your life while she grows younger on the souls of other men because she is a narcissistic energy vampire that will steal your soul for fun.

Guy1: Hey are you ok should I call an ambulance?
Guy2: no im ok Zuleyka just stopped by for a few.

by El-durable29 October 31, 2021

Zaletal

Pigfucking pillowbiter.
A tubesteak eater
A real Douchebag.

That cop gave me a ticket! What a Zaletal!

by Jeebus October 30, 2003

Zaletal

One who cannot read or speak the english language, but does not speak any other languages.

"Ok everyone, I want you all to stop being lacksadaisical and start taking me for granite, cos that's a WHAMMY!"

by Sa9jev November 7, 2003

Zaelynn Gonzalez

the most sexiest girl on planet earth. has nothinn' but SWAG. She is always smiling & is just plain out a m a z i n g . once you meet her you'll wanna become her bessstest bestfriend(; every guy knows he wants her.

Zaelynn Gonzalez equals a fun time

by EVERY SINGLE GUY October 6, 2011

Zalera

The most delicious food.

I was up all night eating zalera

by Ms mcderp January 10, 2015