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you are ASS 

The phrase uttered in the presence of someone who is just completely and utterly ass.
you are ASS by BigMoosh November 14, 2019

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! 

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆
You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

You are thirteen 

A pejorative term implying that the insultee is thirteen years old and thusly having the mental age of a thrteen-year-old. They from then on are thirteen regardless of whether or not they have ID to prove otherwise.
You are thirteen. Quit being such a dumbass.
You are thirteen by Psi August 10, 2004

You are so raven 

A phrase used to describe someone so who is so bad at an online game, that it is likely they are mentally challenged in real life. Originates from references to Raven Host Alliance members, shortened to raven for brevity.
frankthe you are so raven, you lost to DOUBLEPEN.
You are so raven by MAUL0r July 8, 2010

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER 

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are Fucked 

This means that you are screwed.
Henry, you are fucked if you show this to John.