Yoner

Noun: When one (normally a male) begins to yawn by putting his arms out, only to have a near by friend point out that he has a massive erection.

Drew: *yawn*
Andrew: Wow drew you should really put your arms down you have a massive yoner.
Jake: I like it! :P

by Andrew, Quickdraw, Drew October 19, 2009

Yonkers

An exclamation used to express either how stoked you are about something, or used if something really bad has happened, usually physically. Commonly used by white boys who think they are gangstas, the word's origins are mostly unknown. All we know is that it was uttered by one of the wise men when Jesus was born.

It is also a song by Tyler, The Creator, and a city in New York

Example #1:
Man 1: Wow! I just won the lottery!
Man 2: Yonkers, dude! That's pretty sweet.
That fuckwad Jerry: Oh, good for you, hope it can get you out of your shit house
Man 1: Fuck off Jerry, I've been sleeping with your wife.

Example #2:
Man 1: Dude, I think I broke my leg. Can you see if the bone splinter is out?
Man 2: *Looks at leg* Yonkers, man! Your leg is fucked!

by AverageUser January 3, 2022

yonre

Sean Mortimer Briggs was ere

Sean Mortimer is a Waste man also known as yonre

by Ivufntyfjv March 19, 2018

Yoner

Sasquatch-sized (otherwise known as Yeti) erection. One larger than expected. Not to be confused with a boner. It is a Yoner!

I was hiking in Teton Valley and saw a beast with a stiff yoner in his pants

by Shacker September 11, 2018

Yonder Rule

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.

I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”

by yabba dabba doo! February 5, 2019

Yonder

"Yonder" is a word used primarily in the mountain areas of regions in the Southern parts in the United States of America it can be traced back to other countries such as Ireland and Sweden perhaps surrounding areas of higher elevations to lower plains but mostly used in small villages or towns.

Horse keeper yells to neighbor did you see my horse down yonder? Neighbor says no I reckon its over yonder! Another example Woman says to friend did you see my husband up yonder at the grocery store? Friend says no I seen him down yonder fishing with my husband! Wife says let's go up yonder and tell them they better catch some fish or they ain't gonna get no supper!

by Dr.Lol101 May 29, 2019

Yoneida

She is the type of person that would make you laugh a lot because she is humorous. Her hazel eyes, her bright yellow hair, and her smile will definitely get your attention from far away (not because of the way she laughs weirdly...!!).

She eats a lot so be sure to have some food in your pocket everywhere. If you don't have it, she will be making sad faces and begging u for food.

Besides that, she is really sweet and adorable and can be a listener and a person who is on your side and fight for you whenever you needed. If you leave her alone, she would be really sad! So, don't do it!
She really likes Kpop (especially Taehyung) and anime. If you wanna give her something on her birthday, you know what do to. She also knows how to dance a lot of kpop songs and somehow make it weird every time.

Yoneida, I'm sad! Talk to meeee!!!
Hey Yoneida, I liked this guy, how would I tell him?
I love Yoneida.

by brokengirl2110 April 3, 2019