yolk scrotum

When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.

Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.

I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?

by GrassFedHuman January 10, 2025

unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.

While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”

by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024

Yolk 'N' Choke

Noun - Slang for Oral Sex, where the recipient has a penis. Used typically if the supplier gags at some point throughout the service.

"She gave me a good Yolk 'N' Choke last night. Kinda sucks that she didn't swallow, though."

by AlexanderLesher January 07, 2022

Yolked

To borrow someone against their will (whom is your friend or family) for their own benefit.

We yolked Nana out of the nursing home cuz that shit was whack.

by Stephyth27 March 18, 2017

YOLKED

when a reptile, bird or turtle is pregnant and carrying the fertilized egg

Yoooo that duck is looking mad yolked

by yolkdadddy94 July 12, 2024

Yolked

To get stabbed

We yolked a nigga and took some money from him

by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2018

Yolked

They way we use the word yolked in Louisville it basically means your broke

RayRay: aye you tryna buy some weed ?

Tez: nah gang I’m yolked rn

by Ducknuts July 09, 2022