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Fifty Yard Fakeout

When a person looks exceptionally attractive from far away but as they are seen up close, are in fact, far from attractive.
"Damn that girl over there is hot!"

*Walks over to see her up close*

"Okay, take that back, she is butt ugly. Damn I hate fifty yard fakeouts!"
by You're Blind April 4, 2009
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Butt Yard

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.
Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!
by Mutants June 24, 2011
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short yardage package

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.
"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"
by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013
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cut yard

by kareem12647463783 April 20, 2018
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Yaldy

Exclamation for when one is overjoyed with joy
Me: Hey Ted ive got grass
Ted: Yaldy
by The Scaff December 28, 2005
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yard beer

A light beer that is usually drank while performing outdoor home improving or upkeep such as mowing the lawn, cleaning the gutters, weeding, picking vegetables, painting, driveway sealing etc, then empties are thrown anywhere in the yard and picked up at the end of the day.... Yard beer!
Yard beers such as Budweiser
Yuengling
Busch light
Miller light
PBR
Milwaukee's best aka the beast
by BioEStrods November 30, 2013
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hard yards

Difficult, irksome, tedious, boring and unglamorous work or effort needed to achieve success in a business venture, sport or study.

Used in speech as "doing the hard yards" or "putting in the hard yards".

Originated in Australia - New Zealand either in farming or rugby. To create a profitable farm it is necessary to "put in the hard yards" by clearing the land etc. In rugby, to score a try it is necessary for other team members "do the hard yards" by bringing the ball up the field against the opposition's best and brutal efforts so as to create a scoring opportunity
If you want to get fit, lose weight and have a chance to be picked for the team, you need to put in the hard yards down at the gym and at training.
by The Watcher On The Wall November 29, 2011
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