Writing

The most annoying thing ever. This makes you want to yeetus yeetus commit self deleteus.

My parents are like writing.

by Chase_333 November 10, 2019

Millennial Writing

A trend that we see in modern movies, video games, and other forms of pop culture that consists of ironic cringe lines, vague political statements that mean nothing, and tries to write the character to be just like the writer themselves. The origin of this style of writing comes from James Gunn and Joss Whedon’s style of writing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe during the early 2010s, despite Gunn and Whedon both being Gen X.

Robert: Hey did you play that new Saints Row game? My God that dialogue was horrible.
Daniel: That’s Millennial Writing for you.

by Lobert_Rarsh July 29, 2023

Post Modern Writing

in recent litreature, an excuse for terrible writing, with no-coherence/sense. sprinkled with pop culture references to things like, corporations, fashionable drugs, celebrity and religion in an attempt to be 'relevant'. usually a lifetimes supply of worthless overdrawn metaphors and name dropping mordern artists. such as escher. oh and name dropping nietszche wins you 20 cool points to wear on your girl pants. ends up being a bunch of self loathing, pretentious garbage.
found in those 'arty' magazines.

"the pain. how we loved our kfc but like a darkness hidden behind the stripped soles of our empty lives, like a broken a kandinsky in a broken frame, our faith was lost in the consumer driven race for our forgotten dreams like hope like doves"
that my friends is an example of Post Modern Writing, if it makes sense to you, email me

by flakesvolkstar November 9, 2008

Teeth Whitening

to get sucked off by a woman and just as you reach the point of no return, pull out and make her smile broadly before chucking your baby batter all over her enamel.

John: I was getting sucked off by Stacey last night and finished off by giving her a bit of teeth whitening. Bitch looked like an Arm and Hammer model afterwards.

Adrian: Dude, that is sweet!

by This is England Mick October 28, 2010

magic writing stick

A pen.

writing stick

Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

Dry Writing

It means that the facts are enumerated but the writing/expression was not creative or engaging or lively

"The facts were in the article, but it suffered from dry writing"

by Dreadteir February 6, 2013

writing on the dog

jargon/slang/lingo

A phrase that can be used as a response to a question about a person's current status.

Can replace the current phrases: "just chillin," "hanging out," and "relaxing."

The phrase is not connected to the physical act of writing on an animal.

Guy 1: "What are you doing?"
Guy 2: "Just writing on the dog."
Guy 1: "Cool."

by candyjebus May 14, 2007