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rectum wrangler

a gay cowboy who shoves farm objects up ones ass
"That rectum wrangler over there just tried to shove something up my ass", said M.P.
by Foshizzle Be Makin' Money January 22, 2007
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tuna wrangler

alpha male for a pack o batchelors who gathers potential "sheep" for his brother "wolves"
Kyle found 4 fuckable "sheep" for us tonight! Man whatta tuna wrangler!
by lisa sampson September 8, 2007
mugGet the tuna wranglermug.

Fart Wrangler

Someone who is so controlling that they would probably try to throw a lasso around a fart.
Dude 1: "How is your relationship with Sheila working out?"

Dude 2: "I dunno, man, she's kind of a fart wrangler."
by TippyGoesLive! June 21, 2010
mugGet the Fart Wranglermug.

wang-wrangler

Look at the beltbuckle on the tight jeans of that wang - wrangler!
by michael chapman April 23, 2003
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Granny wrangler

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company
I'm a granny wrangler in the Dementia department
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
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lotion wrangler

Jimmy, the lotion wrangler, took a break from wiping up cum to go get more Astro Lube.
by hiohsilver December 23, 2009
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Midnight Wrangler

A man whom by all appearances is straight, but is secretly leading the life of an aggressive gay male. He preys on unsuspecting men at local gyms; convincing them to perform homosexual acts. The typical meeting times being the midnight hour. Also see "Midnight Bear" or "Bearded Wrangler".
LA fitness is a known territory of midnight wranglers!
by Soft Bear May 1, 2014
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