Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.

Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Wong Man

A wingwan when on the prowl for oriental chicks

Wongman is a friend that takes care of the ugly fatty friend or other oriental friend who is with the oriental fitty (usually an 8 or a 9) you want to get with.

The Wongman is also responsible for endorsing and elaborating on any crap you mention to the bird during the evening.

If you say you are a pilot your Wongman is forced to back up that story and any other bullsh1t you tell the oriental fitty.

Will was trying to pull a stunning Vietnamese girl however her cock blocking friend was in the way. Paul the wong man kindly stepped in and chatted up her ugly oriental friend Mei - taking one for the team in the process. This allowed Will to nail her friend.

by Szulc April 30, 2012

chitty wong

An word referring to the chest of a male or female individual. Alternative to saying breasts, honkers, titties, ect. There are absolutely no grammar rules.

rose: sam winchester chitty wong in my face?
taylor: chitty wong hairy or shaved
rose: hairy chitty wong😏

by rze August 28, 2020

susie wong

Australian slang term for bong, from the 70s/80s

hey bro, pull out the susie wong

by Rayzyn June 5, 2005

sarah wong

Wong? Oh sorry, wong dictionary. I think we need to make the urban dictionary more sarahious. Well, sarahy for your time, I hope you wongt get angry.

Sarah Wong is sarahious the most wongderful person alive.

by ih8connorvaughn September 16, 2014

Chris Wong

Australian Fitness Icon. Specialises in CrossFit, Weight Lifting, Running and training all of the above.

AKA Boss, Winner, One Shreaded Ninja, The Wong Guy.

Look at that Boss over there - he's almost as good as Chris Wong? hahaha only joking, no one is as buff as Chris Wong.

no homo.

by deadlifter88 October 27, 2011

Tina Wong

An attractor of male-whores. Likes to go all night with prison-escapees and smoke de crack all day. Will say yes to literally anyone who asks so remember to ask if you ever meet one! She will want to excrete over you but you can say no and she probably won't ask again (or at least in my case). Tina likes to use all different vegetables to masturbate and will even go as far as to use a cactus. Most Tina Wongs will like to stay at your place as their place is usually littered with drugs and other guys who she has slept with for money. She may pickpocket you during sex so make sure you are fully naked. She will often have a sexual disease so beware. In Latin, Tina Wong means 'Stupid-smelly-crazy weird person-stalker-sam lover-whore.

Sam: I gosh Ben, I cant believe Tina Wong didn't tell me she had all sexual diseases known to man and on top of that, she stole all the money in my pants.
Ben: Well it is Tina Wong

by pu$$y destroyer July 12, 2014