Winter soldier

The hottest fucking marvel character in the whole series. James Buchanan Barnes can choke me with a metal arm any day

Person 1: Hey have you seen captain America Winter soldier?
Person 2: yeah, I now have mask, choking, gun, and knife kinks

by Stuckysbitchh April 10, 2021

Oprah Winfrey

A condescending yo-yo dieting and especially wealthy talk show host. She manages to fake empathy with many a fan and brainwash numerous women with cheap advice or quick fixes to life. She appears self centered and completely absorbed with herself for becoming famous. For example when that writer lied to her on her show, it was for lying to the almighty Oprah, instead of deceiving her fans or many other individuals. Instead of taking a real stance on important issues Oprah uses soft media or sob stories to grab ignorant people's attention and create a fan base.

Mrs. One: "Did you see?! Oprah Winfrey put that man who sold her bad Chinese food on trial!"
Mr. One: "Hmm.. shouldn't she focus on the unstable economy or that horrendous war instead of these trivial issues?"

by the exestential onion January 22, 2009

real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

by butthead May 11, 2006

Winter Granny Handy

A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.

Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015

Russian Winter

A force or event that stops a quick succession of other events.

Derived from Napoleon's and Hitler's failed conquests, as a result of invading Russia during the winter.

As soon as Napoleon faced the Russian Winter, he was headed for his Waterloo.

Tim got to first, second, and third base with Anna, but then faced his Russian Winter of her purity ring, preventing him from getting to home base.

by Calvin Dean December 20, 2009

Ronnie Winter

Lead singer for the rock band The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

.amazing poet.beautiful person {inside & out}.passion exudes from his voice and performance.

Musician from Middleburg, Florida who is incredibly good looking and incredibly talented.

Writes words and melodies that encompass the way you feel and may even change/re-shape your life.

*Check out RJA's debut album, Don't You Fake It*

"This doesn't change the way i feel about you or your place in my life. Cant you see I'm dying here a shot of broken heart that is chased with fear?"
"Do you feel like a man
when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found."
"And darkness is fading in…and darkness is real"

*See? - Ronnie Winter is a truly beautiful poet

by Tess C. August 1, 2006

Winter Cock

When its that cold outside your cock decides to hibernate in your belly

Shit man its cold outside today. Tell me about it, Ive developed winter cock

by jpsowl December 13, 2012