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Wiggle My Squiggle

This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".
<robot>hentai doesn't wiggle my squiggle
by robot September 14, 2005
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Wiggler 3000

a magical dildo with the ability to make those over the age of 50 trying to cram junk up in it feel young again. it also makes anything it touches have that "new car smell"
-mrs. chown is rompin off on that wiggler 3000.
-man your minge is gettin a little fishey, stuff a wiggler up in it
by the mur as himself January 13, 2009
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dual wield

1) To use two firearms at the same time. Popular in many action-oriented FPP shooters. But not the good ones like Doom, Quake or Deus Ex. Apparently rather ineffective in real life.
2) To use two one-handed melee weapons at the same time, rather than one weapon and a shield. Seen a lot in all kinds of RPGs. Probably would be effective in real life if mastered, but seems like no one ever bothered to try.
3) To stick one fist into the girl's baby hole and the other fist into her poohole.
4) To jerk off two cocks at the same time, wielding them akin to clubs or swords. A display of great multitasking, passion and ingenuity.
Much of Hungarian porn from the 1990s featured copious amounts of scenes involving dual wielding penises. Actress Michelle Wild (born Katalin Vad) was quite famous for being placed in such a setup in quite a number of scenes in her time.
by Xfing January 24, 2014
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Wiggly

A signifier of events about to escalate rapidly. Generally used in a situation about to become more tense or dangerous.
Taylor: Did you see Mike's ex just came in?
Sean: Yeah, and he's here with his new girlfriend.
Taylor: Oh shit, things are about to get wiggly.
by Stonewall Bones February 23, 2012
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wiggly bone

(n) The act of shaking one's male genetalia at others in public.
"That guy just hung his cock out the car window!"
"He better watch out, he'll get arrested for wiggly bone."
by ObiWanKenblowme October 29, 2003
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Wiggle waffle

A pet name for male penis', especially when it's covered is syrup and cream
Lily: Mr grey was a teacher by day and a Wiggle waffle by night
Sophie: ohhhhh tasty

Lily: ikr we tried it last night when he was "helping me with homework"
Sophie: What with Mr Grey, damn son
Lily: i like it with a cherry on top
by jellytoes February 11, 2019
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thizzle wiggle

Dancing while you are thizzed out. On a pill.
A- Hey whats that one song by MAC DRE he said something about wiggle?

B- Aw you talking about "I do the thizzle wiggle right in ya face and tho you in the trunk with the bumb and the base"!! That one?

A-Yeah thats it "yadada mean"
by mostwuntd June 25, 2010
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