Whomp

The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.

A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!

by evo1ve February 8, 2010

gully whomping

the white trash slip-n-slide, where you took a garbage bag and throw yourself onto it down a wet bank.

it was raining, so we went out back and went gully whomping and drank a dirty pack of PBR.

by touchpants October 21, 2010

whomp

The action of being extremely high on ketamine. May be used as a verb, adjective or noun.

Al and Ozer were sooo whomped the other day they broke the coffee table then fell on the floor and didn't get up.

by the_pile November 7, 2010

Jolly-Whomp

Done with force

The dog was attacking me so I jolly-whomped it right on the head!

by Jolly jolly-whomper January 19, 2009

Whomp

When an internal bodily function returns to where it once came.

Anon: "Man i was with my girl, had to fart but held it in."
New Fag: "Aw shit man you whomped?"
Anon: "Dude i whomped so hard!"

by DRUNK PROFESSOR May 26, 2015

Whomp Bass

The sound in a majority of dubstep songs. It sounds a bit like "yuy".

The whomp bass in that old skrillex song was fucking sick

by Probablynotcereal September 30, 2015

Whomp

To take a phat hit.

You’re skared to whomp it.

by whomped March 3, 2019