by The Crusade August 14, 2008
The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off
by Ligmafatnuts October 06, 2020
by VikingCVSB June 18, 2021
Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.
He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.
by Drew182 July 21, 2011
1) I fancy a wanking session
2) Stop wanking about
3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking
2) Stop wanking about
3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking
by I'm Jack Cooper April 03, 2005
1) British slang referring to the act of masturbation
2) A term among guitarists to describe random and excessive riffing at usually high speed as if one is jerking off the guitar.
2) A term among guitarists to describe random and excessive riffing at usually high speed as if one is jerking off the guitar.
1) I'll bet you like to wank for hours on end to pictures of men's asses
2) Many think Synyster Gates is a great guitarist but all he does is wank
2) Many think Synyster Gates is a great guitarist but all he does is wank
by Geet4rist December 04, 2009
by leogets2007 September 22, 2006