Park Vista

A shitty high school in suburban Florida. It is full of snobby, annoying kids and horrible teachers.

Damn, I don't feel like waking up this early to go to fucking Park Vista. I think I'll skip instead.

by Peterf August 25, 2007

Vistaster

VISTASTER. n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.

DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.

"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."

by EDavidBurg May 27, 2008

VintageBeef

A mincraft term; Dieing very few times only to fall of a small ledge to your death.
Most commonly found on youtube videos madeby GuudeBoulderfist.

Example:

Man 1: I will never die!
Man 2: True... you havnt died yet
Man 1: *falls of ledge*

Man 1 did a VintageBeef

by TheCruelStriker October 21, 2011

Windows Vista

A target for mac users to trash. Actually, it is a very powerful OS that is supported by any developers. It only crashes when an inexperienced user makes it crash, and is perfectly secure when a decent antivirus program is installed. Mac users blame it for copying Mac's GUI, when really Mac copied the idea of a GUI from Xerox. The only problem with Vista is the addition of User Account Control, which can be disabled easily. Overall, it's a great operating system that is user friendly as well as configurable.

Windows Vista User: Wanna play some Halo 2?
Mac User: No, I use a Mac. Vista is too bloated for my tastes.
Vista User: I have a half-decent system, so the requirements are no problem.
Mac User: That must have cost a fortune!
Vista User: Not at all. It definitely costs less than your Mac.
Mac: Well, your PC probably can't edit photos and videos, just like the new version of Mac OS X can.
Vista User: If I wanted to, I could have been doing those things for years.
Mac User: Fine, if you say so. I'm going to create photo masterpieces with Photobooth and share them on Facebook.
Vista User: So you're going to make heart shapes with your hands and take sepia pictures of yourself then add some kind of fagetty quote? Just give up.

by ovrkll August 12, 2009

monte vista

good school. some really smart kids and some total morons. seriously, exceptional geniuses in one class, complete boneheads in another. everything to the extreme. pretty much your stereotypical high school, if it had palm trees it would look like a movie set. decent teachers, good football, looks like it has about 1/10 of the money attending that it really does, but no worries. it's better in retrospect than when dealing with it for those four years. red and black are respectable colors, mustangs are a pretty good mascot, better than some stupid college ones like banana slugs, rainbows, or farmers. nice location, but not enough parking for the spoiled shits who get brand new cars from mommy and daddy. the parking lot is treacherous, the sign-out and leaving policy sucks, and the principal looks like a transexual with a bad haircut. all in all, monte vista high school isn't the worst, we complain too much because we're mostly all spoiled suburban brats, but at least it isn't san ramon valley high...

Monte Vista is on Stone Valley Road, which has the stupidest speed limit ever and if you don't go at least 45 on it, you will get shot at by the Blackhawk soccer moms in oversized SUV's.

by ambivalent alumnus January 14, 2005

Vista California

a wee wittle town in southern california where, according to google, there is nothing to do there except "travel." while "traveling" there you can go to a lovely theatre or one of the 2 panda expresses, or one of the many starbucks, or the bowling alley, or you can ride the Sprinter to another town.

Vista California travel

by caligurl928 January 20, 2011

Vista Lay

Another name for Vista Way, one of the two apartment complexes set aside for Disney College Programmers. This shady complex is notorious for the amount of horny college-aged interns living there. Often filled with sex and sexually transmitted diseases.

CP 1: Hey man, I just came back from the doctor, I have an STD. Now i need to be in costume in an hour!

CP 2: Well, next time try hooking up in Chatham, not Vista Lay.

by Double D April 4, 2005