Vintagetocity

an attribute given to an item that is of antique or vintage origin.

that table has a lot of vintagetocity.

check out the vintagetocity of that lamp.

by The Door Man October 11, 2012

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Vintage Troll

An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!

Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower

by Moroccan Celebrities April 22, 2016

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Vintage Winter Blanket

Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.

She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.

by The Osirus September 14, 2016

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Ventage

The act of releasing anger by confiding in a person whom believes and you, and you in them. If this bond of believing is not secure, then there is a hypocrite in the midst. Ventage is not necessarily a catharsis because a waterfall of tears are not shed. Only a drop, if lucky.

Instead of going to burn down Adelle's house, the transfer student sought his English teacher to take his ventage and calm him down. The teacher was successful in relieving his extreme frustration only after procuring dreams of affluence and beaches.

by AnEnglishVoid December 26, 2016

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vintage meme

A meme from years past that is no longer popular. Often used when an old meme is suddenly again relevant, either by being brought up out of the blue or because it has made a comeback.

Person A: Oh man remember those "why the fuck you lying" videos?

Person B: Oh my god, what a vintage meme. What was that, 2015?

by Whatisevenhappening March 19, 2017

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