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Vanessa

A hipster. Loves being unique and strays away from the mainstream. Loves music, food, friends, and anything social. Bad dancer but that won't stop her. She can be silly but that's just one tiny piece of her. She can be insecure but she'll never let you see that unless see completely trust's you. She does what's he says and says what she means, there's no veil. She's blunt when need be. Strong, independent, and strays away from the victim role. Always there for the o.especially who need her even if they've wrong her in the past. Don't be confused though, she's great at making you feel a certain way about her, she's calculating, she knows what to say to make you feel a certain w ata a msn get a certain emotions Or reaction and she'll let you think it was yours all along. She can read you like a book, she can be your best friend or worst enemy. Great with words so they can be either uplifting or lethal. Be good to her and you'll get the same from her.
Them: Damn, you see that girl, that's Vanessa.
Did you see the loom she gave you?
Him: Yeah. And I can't breath.
by astoldbyness June 28, 2015
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Vanessa

the pimpiest name dere eva was.

Refers to a fine girl, that you'd very much like to "hit"
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vanessa

really fucking weird girl but she’s rly cool only if u get to know her. she’s obsessed with anime and kinda gay
omg vanessa is my best friend even tho she kinda weird she’s still lit bro
by lennyisrlyfuckingugly June 18, 2019
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Vanoss

The biggest boi. Some say his ice hockey shoulder blades became his actual shoulders, some say his mother GAVE BIRTH to him like that. Just look at those muscles... they be nice.

He’s also a sexy boy DJ. He has the best music and deserves more recognition. Subscribe to him now peasants or ill shit in your nose
Girl: I’d love to have a down to earth guy that can always make me laugh, loves the same music as mine and has muscles that I can hold at night.

Me: WELL LOOK NO MORE *points at Vanoss*
by Handsome Rhys December 13, 2018
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Vänersborg

(V-eh-nn-eh-rs-borg) A small town in Sweden with a population of about 37 000 (in the entire Vänersborg county.)

The city is located at the 'tip' of Vänern, Swedens greatest lake (and the 29th greatest inland lake in the world.) The city is otherwise surrounded by forest. It's located near two plateau mountains, called Halleberg and Hunneberg, where Germans go on their hazardous pilgrimage to collect moose poo.

It is the town the inhabitants love to hate. As soon as they are old enough to think for themselves (usually around 13 years of age) they moan and kick and scream and cry about leaving and never ever coming back. Unfortunately about 99% ends up staying in this godforsaken chuckhole for all eternity. Nobody really knows why.
"Where are you from?"

"I'm from Vänersborg!"
by DaMagicMonkey January 21, 2009
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vanessa

vanessa is a female with a player side too her so if you think you playin her well you ain’t cus shawty the damn leader at games & she a real freak too, shawty with everything you on, shawty don’t play around when it comes to these hoes cus she will real life pop at any bitch not caring bout the size or height of another female so watch out. shawty pretty an always got niggas on her dic but she ain’t EASY, shawty got a temper too and a SMART ASS mouth so watch how you talk to her fr but she got a fun part to her she a lil comedian an loves to party and it’s always fun to be around, she’s a real rider and don’t play when it comes to her nigga or friends
vanessa is a real ass female
by issarealnigha January 19, 2020
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vanessa chibba

shit hot master publicist. will tell you she hates you, kick you with her heels on and then tell you she's joking. damn that turns me on.
by diabolique November 16, 2004
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