Valedouchetorian

The douchiest person in each graduating class.

He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.

by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011

vagods

The gods you pray to when your vagina has been dry for months

Friend: I haven't had sex in a week
Me: I haven't had sex in months
Friend: I will pray to the vagods that your cooter gets some

by Byemarthaaa May 10, 2017

morbid validity

something horrible or morbid in the written word, on film, or in an image, that explains itself in a way you can understand and/or appreciate. creating something horrible or morbid that is not simply to shock, scare, or disgust people.

Some of Edgar Allen Poe's work, like the Cask of Amontillado, had a sort of morbid vailidity behind it. (or) I saw that horror movie, Final Destination, and it seemed that most of the killings were done to shock people, it lacked morbid validity compared to a movie like Silence of the Lambs.

by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

Dirty Juan Valdez

Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.

Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.

by Glowsand December 17, 2010

pibe valderrama

Best soccer player Colombia has ever had, he was the captain of the Colombian soccer team for about 15 years, he finished his career playing soccer in the USA.

El pibe Valderrama se la pasa a Rincon...si Colombia, si, si!!... Goooooooollll!!!!

by Mario F Monsalve December 14, 2005

Validility

The degree to which something is true or correct.

"Far as that goes, I think we should compare the validility of the data verse what the user says."

by Robert October 24, 2003

valdea

(1) A name given to the world's most hated douche bag. Relatively, the name is used as a last name. A man who thinks he is powerful will use this last name without knowing the true meaning. (2) The man that 'valdea' applies to also refers to a man who is on a constant PMS. (3) A elder man who's balls have not dropped.

"That man is such a valdea."

by v-al-day-uh March 8, 2009