A deep crevis in a woman that is only spoken by men. Some say that 1 in 10 have razor sharp teeth that will eat your penis, others say that they smell like the ocean..... Mmmmm, the beach.... Also if you displease the ancient greek gods, your vagina will bleed for 50 years.

Michael- Have you seen that Jewish kid named kyle?
Patrick- No, i had heard he's in the ER.
Michael- OMG, why?
Patrick- He had sex with some girl in her vagina.

Vagina by LongSchlongsAndWongs August 13, 2015

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vagina

The box the penis comes in.
Women who give birth to more than 3 kids believe its another word for clown car.
first two points of contact for a SHOCKER.

The place where men spend 9 months trying to leave and the rest of their lives trying to get back into.

Her Vagina was so tight she only gave birth to paper dolls.

Her Vagina was so big there were bats hanging from her clitoris.

Her Vagina smelled so bad that a CSI team wouldnt go near it.

vagina by Freakyfast95gts September 4, 2007

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Vagina

A yucky icky futile sex organ that gets all soggy when its hungry and bleeds for 6 days without dying!

The vagina defiles the rules put out in predator... If it bleeds we could kill it!

Vagina by FurFur January 27, 2009

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vagina

Sexual organ of a married woman often wrongfully referred as "pussy"

I haven't had pussy in seven years! I've had vagina. I hate vagina! I came out of a vagina; and as soon as I got out, I said: "man, I have to get me some pussy!" (...) married women don't have pussies; married women have vaginas. –
Chris Rock's words about the fact that nothing gets you ready for marriage

vagina by Alfredo1982 September 11, 2006

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