Unicorn

Cute fluffy creature with a magical cone on its head that farts rainbows.

"Oh, my gosh look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" -Agnes

by GTA_lover99 March 28, 2015

Unicorn

A creature that poops rainbows, barfs glitter, bleeds happiness, can take you on a magical adventure, and has meat that tastes like sprinkles.

My pet Unicorn loves to party!

by SuperCat113 October 6, 2011

unicorning

A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.

"Hey Jim, have you seen Corky?"
"No, he's unicorning again, there's no telling what he's up to."

by cj2liz February 11, 2015

unicorning

To fist a girl in the anal region or in the vaginal area with your middle finger sticking up.

Hey babe, I'm gonna be unicorning you all night long

by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015

Unicorn

It's when you lay down flat on you back, face up, with a dildo suctioned to your forehead, and your partner squats down over your head, and inserts the dildo into one of their orafaces, then bounces up and down over you while singing The Irish Rovers, The Unicorn Song.

I was unicorned last night

by Yankee Cranker February 6, 2015

Unicorn

A theoretical person of either gender in any context whose qualities are so idealized that it precludes their existence. Someone who is literally too good to be true.

Amy: "I've been on seventy four dates in three months and I haven't met any quality guys yet!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"

by RogueEconomist August 13, 2015

Unicorn

A pretty girl or woman that loves comic books, sci-fi and gaming. They're out there, but it's impossible to catch one.

"Look at the unicorn buying the X-Men comics"

by Bubble Shoot October 24, 2011