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typing tourettes

When you automatically type something different to what you mean, often resulting in something of comical value.
Person A: Ive got a new puppy
Person B: No fair! I really want to dog.
Person B: *** A dog!
Person B: Arrrrr shit.
Person A: Haha. You have typing tourettes.
by sfsdgsdgsdsf December 7, 2007
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typing by ear

When you're listening to a song on the computer, and you try to type the lyrics but ultimately fail.
Bob is listening to 'Like a g6'

Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
frank132: ...that's wrong.
Bobisawesome: sorry, i hate typing by ear. lemme just send you the song.
by thispersonisnotanasiangirl September 4, 2010
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typing

This present participle is reserved for occasions of chatting on Skype, or some other such non-verbal chat medium. In such an instance, it's more appropriate than using the normal conversational verbal processes such as:

"telling", "saying", "talking about", "givin' you a 'shayout'", etc.

You realize you've been saying, "Yeah that's what I was 'telling' you the other night, (via Skype, foo!)
J. Man2999: Aw sheeyit! It's almost 2012! End of the world, clickkk!

P. Jizzy: Yeah, that's what I was telling you the other night, my light skinned brother!

J. Man2999: Huh? I don't remember you 'tellin' me that.

P. Jizzy: Yeah, member. We was rippin' Skype up for like three hours. Come on mayne, cay'nt you remember?

J. Man2999: Shittt, son! You mean that's what you was
'typing' me the other night. Yeah, now I remember; seeyin as you're all accurate with your verbal priznocesses!

sounds of:
(clickety click click click)
Schmitty: "Aw yeah, man! That's what I'm talkin' bout!
Shaney Shane: "Correction... (pushing up glasses at the other end of the screen conduit) You means, that's what you 'TYPIN' bout, homey.
by Che Boludo September 11, 2011
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Typing Penis

A male or female that likes to be a douche bag online.
Clee Torice: "Someone just called me fat on Formspring!"
Mike Hunt: "Don't worry about it. It's just another typing penis"
by imaginemyass November 13, 2010
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typing quirk

when somebody alters the way they type, using interesting punctuation, numbers in place of letters or something else unique.
without typing quirk: Hello, I’m Astrid! I hope to make friends with some like minded people on this website and make my profile look all cute >:D

with typing quirk: hell0 , i ‘m astr1d !! i h0pe 02 make fr1ends ‘’ with s0me l1ke m1nded pe0ple on th1s webs1te . . && make . my profile look all . cute !!~ >:D
by ilikebunniesalot January 5, 2023
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Sisser Typing

the result of too much drinking then attempting to type on internet chat boards. the result being semi-incoherent comments, and really bad spelling.
sitru typeew ing ?


that says sissertyping...
by chopperdiva July 15, 2004
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Bad Typing

Doesn't really need one....

If you don't know what frickin bad typing is you need to get a life
Person One: hiyy wysta eup betste

Person Two: wow, u need to get a life cause u have bad typing
by I don't need a name either January 19, 2011
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