Dim Toning

Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition

"Isn't this your favourite song?"

"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."

"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."

"Yeah."

"What have you got as your ring tone now?"

"Why are we talking about ring tones?"

"We must just be losers."

"Bastard."

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

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quim and tonic

Humorous mismangulation of "gin and tonic". The term indicates a high degree of drunkenness followed by sex with a woman. It seems to specifically imply a man who is highly drunk performing oral sex on a woman. The tonic may, or may not be drank while performing the oral sex.

Damn, I wondered where Frank went at the party, so I walked out to the porch. He was so damn drunk out there with some chick on the porch swing. She was moaning out loud as he was getting some quim and tonic.

by Frank Klaune April 16, 2005

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the moon is small tonight

What to say when you're hitting on someone casually.

Peter: "The moon is small tonight." *leans in for kiss*

by Catherine E. :D April 14, 2008

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Tioni

1. A female name normally associated with a vibrant, happy go lucky, full of energy, kindred spirit.

This female is always gorgeous, and her beauty is not only skin deep- she does not lack in compassion and love for others and all living things.

Family means a great deal to this person, as do friends.

She is such a great person and so beautiful inside and out. She must be a Tioni.

Tioni almost always has a string of boys following her around, hoping to win her heart..
With big eyes and a gentle heart and heaps of talent, it's no wonder everyone wants to be her friend. And true friends she has..

by @queen.tcp May 26, 2018

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