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two minutes

A standard unit of time lasting anywhere from thirty seconds to an hour and a half, based on the female in question and the task at hand.
He: "Are you ready to go? The ballgame starts in twenty minutes!"

She: "Two minutes!"

<ten minutes of makeup application later>

He: "I'm leaving. Now."
She: "Two minutes!"
by PsychoPuppyDad May 18, 2010
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Two birds on a wire

Two best friends. Please cherish each other, you may not always have each other. I miss my bird.

“Two birds of a feather, say that they’re always gonna stay together.” Remember, conflict happens, treat each other right, tell them how you feel before it’s to late.
Lola: What are we?
Macy: I think we’re soul mates. Soul mates don’t have to be romantic, but I think you’re my other half.
Lola: That sounds right.

Macy went on to die, later that year.
Lola, now spender their days thinking about “Two birds, on a wire. One says, come on! And the other says, I’m tired.” Blaming themselves for Macy’s death.

Meaning, the two birds on a wire may be best friends, but they can still lose each other. Things can move at different places, and may even fall behind. Cherish each other.

Song: Two birds , Regina Spektor.
by GoogoogagaIwantmilk November 7, 2021
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two faced

when a person acts a certain way in one place and acts different in another.
john is two faced because he will only talk to me when his friends are around.
by flower December 9, 2003
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two stops from dagenham

mad (colloquial, particularly in Essex)

because the station 2 stops from Dagenham is Barking.
Yeap, you've gone two stops from Dagenham!
by Bylli May 24, 2009
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Two bean chili

The act of teabagging someone with poop on your balls.
Whoever falls asleep first tonight is going to get the two bean chili.
by Brochacho6 February 19, 2015
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Two-thousand and late

Someone who thinks they are hip, while in reality being outdated and foolish. From the song "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas.
"They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so three thousand and eight
You so Two-thousand and late"
by Greif. February 16, 2010
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Two's day

The date of the 22nd of February, 2022, also known as 22/2/2022 or 2/22/2022. This day just so happens to fall on a Tuesday, hence the pun. Not to be confused with Twosday.
On this day... well... I don't know - do what you want. I mean, what did you do on 11/11/2011?
1. "I can't wait until Two's day."
2. "Ikr dude its gonna be so anti-climactic!"
by Larry Rat Dance Potter February 26, 2019
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