monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Dirty twig

Fucking neek who this he’s bench and can’t move his neck muscles but he’s the gayest person and can even turn a mobile company into a gay conversation

Dirty twig Oh look there’s yh fucking gay twig coming

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

Twig dick

When someone's dick is really thin but still long

Person 1: how was last night
Person 2: didn't go well he got a twig dick

by Brooklyn ihrig May 14, 2017

bum twig

When a small piece of bog roll twists up in your arse hair while wiping

I've got an bum twig. Can you pull it for me?

by mrtangle January 8, 2017

twig

1) v. the act of staying late at school on a semi-voluntary basis. usually results in anorexia, or obesity

2) n. a complete piece of shit

"yo holla, last night i twigged until 3am, i hate my life."

by Twig Bitch January 10, 2005

twig eater

a back-to-nature 1970's hippie type person usually against modern progress.

the protest was led by a twig eater

by B MacDonald August 26, 2007

twig and berries

A slang term for a small penis, along with small testicles, too, in which the twig symbolizes the small penis and the berries symbolize the small testicles.

You will never be able to make babies with your own twig and berries, dude.

by awiz January 20, 2011