Twig dick

When someone's dick is really thin but still long

Person 1: how was last night
Person 2: didn't go well he got a twig dick

by Brooklyn ihrig May 14, 2017

slapping a twig

when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole

hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA

by mskay October 29, 2019

monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Pleasure Twigs

(noun) Your fingers when engaged in the act of masturbation.

Sarah's pleasure twigs were on fire when she saw my delicious gums flapping in the breeze.

by dsahraie June 22, 2010

Dirty twig

Fucking neek who this he’s bench and can’t move his neck muscles but he’s the gayest person and can even turn a mobile company into a gay conversation

Dirty twig Oh look there’s yh fucking gay twig coming

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

bum twig

When a small piece of bog roll twists up in your arse hair while wiping

I've got an bum twig. Can you pull it for me?

by mrtangle January 8, 2017

Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~

Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!

by GoogleTwig October 4, 2021