twelve days of tabi

tabitha jayde’s birthday is november 12, therefore we celebrate the 12 days of tabi by giving her 12 gifts, one each day.
i’m on my way to tabi’s house to give her her twelve days of tabi gift.
by sexyhoe72 November 02, 2020
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twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point
Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation
by lollygagger38 September 03, 2022
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Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser
by Its6PM October 24, 2017
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Twelve O’ Clock

When you try to get someone to notice a cute/attractive person.
“Dude, look! A cute girl at twelve o’ clock!”
by EmmaRosie July 05, 2021
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twelve past

It's twelve past.
by TeacherLu January 23, 2017
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Nine Twelve

Anything post 9/11 attack. After 9/11 America became even more sensitive to everything than it already was. Basically the Nine Twelve world is when Karen’s came into existence.

Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.
I can’t believe that lady grabbed the last apple! She may as well have shot my child. “Oh don’t be so nine twelve (9/12) about it. It’s just an Apple.”
by Myles Payne January 29, 2025
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Twelve Sixes

The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Twelve Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
Jack, there are Twelve Sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list.
by Mister Arbiter January 20, 2025
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