The phrase 'Pump Turner' refers to an annoying often anonymous individual that turns the head on your bicycle pump's head.
by The Original Pump Turner November 3, 2010

by Turner kid October 22, 2019

by DietSnapple52 January 8, 2012

The act of pulling your pants down in an elevator and giving someone a heart attack. Commonly used in trash talking scenarios against someones mom.
by Anonymous user of epicness July 23, 2011

Something that attracts a lot of attention from passing strangers.
Often used to describe powerless Ford cars with 50kg of plastic moulding attached, a bright orange rattle-can paint job, and littered with stickers falsely claiming the car has Greddy or HKS performance parts in there somewhere.
Often used to describe powerless Ford cars with 50kg of plastic moulding attached, a bright orange rattle-can paint job, and littered with stickers falsely claiming the car has Greddy or HKS performance parts in there somewhere.
by Mattblack54 February 10, 2009

by nikki_pop October 21, 2008

One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.
You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:
1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.
You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:
1. Does not use his/her inside voice.
2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.
3. Is chronically irritable.
4. Cannot carry a conversation.
5. Disrupts the work place.
6. Walks around with their chest all out.
"Don't be such a dick turner"
Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"
Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"
Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"
Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"
by OG Branflake January 4, 2009
