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Turkish Wank

A wank, utilizing the sweaty armpit of a loved one to create friction.
A large sweaty armpit can seem appealing to some. Given the name Turkish Wank to link thoughts of the horrible greased up fat guys you can imagine at Turkish baths/massage parlours with strange fixations.
by Dolphinflogger June 8, 2010
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turkish rolo

the act of pulling anal beads out of themselves and inserting them into another
Hey Shiela are you ineterested in a turkish rolo, because if you are, I'm ready!
by upsman007 December 19, 2011
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Turkish Quilt

When two people (preferably a man and a woman) dry hump long enough that their happy hair gets woven together with their pants, thus making a quilt.
Ben: You see that couple in the corner? They've been dry humping for hours!

Bill: They're probably making a Turkish Quilt.
by 2STD January 24, 2009
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Turkish Delight

An unexpected surprise that occurs during a bisexual three-way in the shower when the participants get covered in female projectile ejaculate, semen and scat.
I was pounding my boyfriend Ivan in the shower while his friend Jayne was sucking him off and finger banging herself. I pulled out and we all came at once and fell into a heap on the shower floor covered in Turkish Delight.
by TBTara December 5, 2013
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Turkish Steamroller

When a man and woman are in the 69 position, they grab each others arms and legs and roll around whilst having wild sex
Those people died while they Turkish Steamroller -ed off a cliff!
by Nathan Simard April 25, 2006
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Turkish Meatball

When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.
I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.
by I'm gay...? December 1, 2009
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Turkish Cleanse

A Turkish cleanse is the act of drinking coffee while simultaneously sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
"I start every work from home day with a nice Turkish Cleanse, it's part of my daily routine."
by principalMazer July 1, 2021
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