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Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper

The arousing act of carefully popping the cap of a wine bottle off using your partner's throbbing anus, and then proceeding to fill the potentially bloodied anus with the distilled beverage. Usually between two men, but can be performed between any two sexes, (provided both have an experienced, prolapse-able anus of divine integrity.)
This one time, me and my buddy Keith performed a Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper on each other, and my buddy Keith, like, I did it wrong, and the whole damn bottle exploded in his ass! I swear man, it was like, beating off to one man, one jar all over again! His glassy ass was bleeding for weeks!
by titty tickler of the seven sea September 14, 2017
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College Tupperware

Reuse of takeout containers in place of traditional food storage containers, mostly from Chinese restuarants.
I know it is time to eat Chinese when the college tupperware finally deforms in the dishwasher.
by joeblow17 March 25, 2008
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MAMMY TAPPER

A "clean" way to say "mother fucker". First heard in the Atlanta area.
Look here, you mammy tapper...you'd better watch out!
by g-magic July 12, 2006
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Tipperary

County in Ireland that produces the best cider to get you drunk.
Even if they drank bulmers,'till they were fucked drunk,they'd still beat the shite out of Limerick.Even a 4 year old could do it for fucks sake
by gerry80 October 4, 2003
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Brake-tapper

The brake-tapper is a particularly aggressive and/or fast driver who comes barreling up to the car ahead of him/her and tail gates at such a close proximity that he/she ends up tapping the brakes to avoid rear-ending the poor schlub in front. This usually goes on until one party turns.
Followers behind the brake-tapper should take note that just because he/she is hitting his/her brakes, those at a safe distance don't necessarily even need to brake themselves. It is especially annoying and careful attention is imperative.
You: What the damn, why are we braking?
Me: We aren't. That guy in front of us is just a basement-dwelling neckbearded brake-tapper.
by ExternalAcousticMeatus September 16, 2011
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Topper Headon

Now I'M proud to be the first to write a GOOD definition for Topper Headon.

Topper Headon was one of the best drummers of ALL TIME. Originally Nicky Headon, Topper was also nicknamed "The Human Drum Machine" because of his impeccable timing and skills.

Beat out "every other drummer in London" for the hotseat. He planned to originally stay with The Clash for just a while, but then he realized what a great band they were and stayed.

However, he got kicked out after "Combat Rock" (in which he wrote almost all of "Rock The Casbah") because of a heroin addiction.

He still remains a rock 'n roll and drumming LEGEND.
Topper Headon is my drumming hero.
by Lost in the supermarket April 22, 2006
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Brown Tipper

A male with a penchant for anal sex. Prefers anal over vaginal sex.
I really like Roger but he’s a brown tipper and well....my back door is exit only.
by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017
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