Skip to main content

Tug Boating 

The art of getting a handjob from your girlfriend while stuffing your face into her titties in a motorboating fashion.
I love it when Rachel and I go Tug Boating!!!
Tug Boating by RicksRubicon December 9, 2008
Related Words
tugboat tug Tugger tugboating tuggles tug-of-war tugce Tugeye Tuggie Tuğba

tug towel 

the towel used to jerk off into to minimize mess
My roommate has to stop leaving his tug towel on the couch!
tug towel by bergadelic June 13, 2011

Tug O War 

When you playfully lick your partners sphincter and they clinch down on your tongue to play Tug O War.
"Why does that chick sound like Jar Jar Binks?" "Oh she played Tug O War with me last night."
Tug O War by FunkyTown October 10, 2019

Tug of War  

The act of combining fornication or sodomy with the playing of tug of war using a dog's chew toy. This position works best if one participant lays on his or her back, and their partner sits on their lap. The tug of war type doggy chew toy is then placed with opposing ends in each of the participants mouths. If the participant on the bottom is male, he can fornicate or sodomize his partner while they struggle to pull the chew toy from each other.

The act of fighting against one's partner in order to pull the chew toy from them causes a very pleasurable sensation for one's genitalia, and growling and snarling with bared teeth can uniquely heighten the moment of orgasm, and contribute a primal, bestial quality that is far too often missing from everyday sex.

The act can be performed heterosexually or homosexually.
"The PE teacher at the local highschool was fired for telling his students to play Tug of War with him."

"I always wondered why my boyfriend kept a dog's chew toy in his room when he never had a dog. After we played Tug of War last night, I understood."

"I ripped out a tooth last night playing Tug of War."
1. A male who must keep one member of a group afloat and with the program much like a tug boat has to keep a barge afloat and going in the correct direction.
2. A male who often must pull along less motivated participants within a circle of friends. They are often loud, humorous, and unrelenting in their passion for having fun and finding shananigans. A Tug boat will not stop untill all necessary participants are aboard with the evenings plans, regardless of how much his friends' girlfriends dig their heels in the mud and say NO!!!
1. Spunk needed to be dragged out sometimes, much like a barge, by the group tug boat.

2. Greg was such a tug boat regardless of how tired Matt, Lauren or Spunk were he always got them to go out and have fun!
Tug Boat by LaurCoogy December 14, 2008

tug boat captain 

Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.