by stink king December 12, 2018
Get the trailer home mug.The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...
Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!
Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!
Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"
Never fails......
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"
Never fails......
by Drew Dunstone May 18, 2007
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trail·er·park·bob·cat
/ˈtreɪlər/ /pɑrk/ /bobcat/
trey-ler pahrk bob-kat
–noun,plural-cats, (especially collectively) -cat.
A much older and less attractive woman with less money than a "cougar" that attempts to prey upon men or boys in a pathetic attempt for attention or sex, having a brownish coat with black spots.
Trailer-park Bobcats are interested in any man no matter the age or body type, they are a desperate lot that would mate multiple times in one day if there were willing partners.
Unfortunately they are usually so repulsive that they spend their entire time hunting without success, unless they trap a unlucky, weakly and usually drunk poor soul of a man that has been known to commit suicide upon sobering and realizing that they had sex with such an awful creature.
They often travel on buses, bicycles or drive cars valued less than $500. You can often smell them well before ever seeing them. They are always filthy and dirty with flaking skin and matted ugly hair. A Trailer park bobcats tits are always sagging and often stretch down over their protruding belly. Their vaginas are always diseased and a dangerous place to insert a penis. They have been known to reuse condoms with multiple sex partners. They always smoke cigarettes and will often dig a used cigarette out of an ashtray and finish it.
/ˈtreɪlər/ /pɑrk/ /bobcat/
trey-ler pahrk bob-kat
–noun,plural-cats, (especially collectively) -cat.
A much older and less attractive woman with less money than a "cougar" that attempts to prey upon men or boys in a pathetic attempt for attention or sex, having a brownish coat with black spots.
Trailer-park Bobcats are interested in any man no matter the age or body type, they are a desperate lot that would mate multiple times in one day if there were willing partners.
Unfortunately they are usually so repulsive that they spend their entire time hunting without success, unless they trap a unlucky, weakly and usually drunk poor soul of a man that has been known to commit suicide upon sobering and realizing that they had sex with such an awful creature.
They often travel on buses, bicycles or drive cars valued less than $500. You can often smell them well before ever seeing them. They are always filthy and dirty with flaking skin and matted ugly hair. A Trailer park bobcats tits are always sagging and often stretch down over their protruding belly. Their vaginas are always diseased and a dangerous place to insert a penis. They have been known to reuse condoms with multiple sex partners. They always smoke cigarettes and will often dig a used cigarette out of an ashtray and finish it.
That Trailer park Bobcat won't leave me alone, ugh!! She smells awful!!
Do you see that woman looking at you? She is a Trailer park Bobcat, you should run!!
This Trailer park Bobcat just asked me to buy her a drink, I told her to hop back in her Pinto and drive away!
Do you see that woman looking at you? She is a Trailer park Bobcat, you should run!!
This Trailer park Bobcat just asked me to buy her a drink, I told her to hop back in her Pinto and drive away!
by ThatonKyaikto March 24, 2010
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Get the Personal Trainer mug.Skinny, usually chain-smoking white female with many poorly groomed kids running wild around her. Usually has a quick temper and a baby in one bony arm and her cigarette in the other arm, standing in front of her trailer. Usually works a series of low skilled jobs in quick order.
by JB Dude October 21, 2006
Get the trailer park chick mug.Impoverished white American whom identifies himself as a "Republican" not because of wealth or fiscal esponsibilty, but because of ignorance and/or racism. (They do not necessarily live in an actual trailer park) Some identify themselves as "Tea Party Patiots."
Also see: Republibilly
Also see: Republibilly
Trailer Park Republicans are:
Rush Limbaugh, glenn beck, fans. People who watch only FOX News (aka: "The Real News")
Rush Limbaugh, glenn beck, fans. People who watch only FOX News (aka: "The Real News")
by R.Dale July 12, 2011
Get the Trailer Park Republican mug.The children of a traitor.
by NeologianPJG February 16, 2019
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