Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.

Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.

by technofishy_ June 19, 2024

grammy toucher

a person who likes to watch old people undress and fantasize about touching them.

that grammy toucher was checking out your grandmother

by bagulese February 26, 2011

book toucher

Derogatory. A person who pursues a career in library and information science based on a romanticized ideal of surrounding oneself with books and other cultural objects. A book toucher typically harbors disdain for library patrons, despite the library's fundamental role as an institution by and for community members.

Barbara the book toucher would prefer if no patrons visited the library all day, since they would simply ruin the books it is her duty to protect.

by librarianical November 22, 2025

toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet

WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal

by Longdonglara September 2, 2021

puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.

"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."

by Happy125 August 17, 2024

truck toucher

usually a female refers to your penis because touching a mans truck is like touching his cock

that girl in the skimpy skirt is such a truck toucher.

by bigolboy November 3, 2011

Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019