Torqued

To be pissed or say someone is pissed

Zack was fucking torqued when I told him I was fucking his girl.

Those things are fucking torqued

by Tsnyder November 7, 2017

Fully Torqued

A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.

*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok

by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019

corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.

Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.

by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013

Torqued

Torqued, as in physically strong, sturdy or buff much like the torque of a car.

"Jeez, can you believe how torqued Travis Willingham is!? The dude is SWOLE!"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean??"

by Splambo February 8, 2025

Torqued

When you have testicular torsion

Bro 1: Bro I’m so torqued rn
Bro 2: You should probably go to the hospital

by thatfunnygermanman October 19, 2023

German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.

Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.

by JAbedtime June 21, 2025

Torque

To (usually intentionally) anger or torment someone.

Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)

I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?

Please stop torqing me guys, I can't help that I have bird-legs.

What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?

by Elephantboy23 August 30, 2021