Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).
Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.
by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
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Jar Shitter

A person that plays video games too much. A person that doesn't leave the screen or put the controller down. When a Jar Shitter has to use the Restroom, they shit in a jar
Look at this guy's K/D score he must be a Jar Shitter
Did you see that guy quick scope me? He's definitely a Jar Shitter
by TyBundy September 20, 2019
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Shitter shot

A phrase invented by dudes in Front Royal Virginia. The phrase refers to drinking liquor shots on the toilet and posting a video of the act on the shitter shots Facebook page. Most of the participants call out their friends and whatnot
Dude I cant wait to get home tonight, I'm posting shitter shots until I black out.
by Shitter shot champion April 24, 2020
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shitters

A combination of the jitters and the shivers.

Getting chills up your spine while being scared or cold.
Ooo man, that movie gave me the shitters.
by C O October 14, 2007
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Shower shitter

Someone who takes a mad shit while cleaning themselves in the shower and then proceeds to play with it
Dave: "hey man what did you do today."
Troy: "I took a shit in the shower."
Dave: "God damn your a shower shitter gross."
by Cladacuis_rigby July 14, 2021
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shitter nap

A nap taken in the company shitter during work hours.
"Dude, I was so fucking bored during that confrence call i had to go take an hour shitter nap"
by Bored Accountant January 03, 2008
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Hurry Shitter

A product for gastrointestinally challenged Baby Boomers marketed by the makers of the Hurry Cane which is essentially a rolling toilet on wheels.
You don’t have to get off the pot to take a sunset walk when you take it on the Hurry Shitter!
by Dr Bunnygirl January 05, 2019
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