Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas

Those who take their last food stamp dollars to Grocery Outlet and come out like a motha fucka.

I live around some crazy Grocery Outlet surviving motha fuckas!

by Garyism August 4, 2018

would not survive a vibe check rn

a phrase indicating that you are not in a good mood or are feeling sad

person 1: "you good bro"

person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"

person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"

by CallMeLeBonBon November 13, 2019

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”

by cascade? September 22, 2023

List of people who will survive 2020

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List of people who will survive 2020:

by UltroGmr July 21, 2020

you could survive a car crash

to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.

Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.

by C/B/T February 15, 2009

99 percent survival rate

How dangerous the corona virus really is.

The media is making everyone overreact to the 99 percent survival rate virus.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020