gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.

So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!

by Nik Danger April 11, 2010

Pauly’s Gouch

The poo stained piece of skin between a pre-pubescent ball sack and a well used rusty sheriffs badge that’s been penetrated by more darts than the International Darts league dart board.

Have you smelt Pauly’s Gouch today? He must have been punched hard last night!!

by Victor 1 Jukes June 17, 2018

Gouch

Someone Who Has Consumed Too Many Mogies Or Too Much downers

Check's Thomas Man Hes Gouched Oot His Tits
He's On The Broon Agen Mannnn

by TheSmakDealer2014 June 8, 2023

Gouch gap

It's the sexy space between the end of a women's ass cheeks aka the cuffs and the end of the vagine aka el toto. It is like a thigh gap from the back.

Shanea's gouch gap is suttle but I can still see through it.

by Sweetcheekz August 24, 2016

Gouch

When a certain situation or something in particular is comfortable or easygoing.

1. “Hey bro, your new bean bag is gouch.”

2. “Thank fuck we have Mr. Smith for maths today, his classes are so gouch.”

by bilstu January 27, 2019

gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.

by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014

gouch

the area between the goods and the ass hole ;)

i have a bunch of hairs growing in my gouch and I cannot scratch it

by good,evening October 12, 2017