Tim

Tim has a big penis

Tim has the biggest dick ever

by Timontie January 07, 2020

Tim

He's someone who tries to set your phone on fire.

Mattie: Urban Dictionary says you can make fire without tinder or flint

Tim: *takes out phone battery and begins to make fire*

Kylie: Asshole. You're such a Tim...

by Dissapointment.ugh January 06, 2017

Tim's

Canadian Slang for the popular coffee shop "Tim Horton's"

Ohh, Tim's is doing Roll Up the Rim To Win again, I gotta remember to go over there sometime this week

by TheCanadianFritter February 28, 2016

TIM

Temporary Internet Malfunction; an acronym used as an indicator of an Internet malfunction; usually to explain an unplanned sign-off or other Internet related issue

Paz: I Can't Wait To C...
((Paz Signed Off))
((Paz Signed On))
David: WhereTF Did U Go?
Paz: Sorry. TIM.
David: Oh. Damn TIMz!

by ADifferentName July 03, 2007

Tim

A cunt.

Is that Tim?
No that's a cunt.

by ElCunto August 06, 2018

Tims

Referring to Tim Hortons. A coffee and fresh baked goods chain.

We're going to Tims, wanna come?

by tims March 25, 2003

timming

Cheating on schoolwork, such as copying homework or tests, in a blatant, sly, or devious manner. esp. cheating in a manner similar to Timmy O.

Andrew is timming on the huge chem test.

by J Gabe May 09, 2007