creechscreech's definitions
A creature from Wisconsin who likes banging Pete the Pioneer at UW-Platteville and also loves mexican food. Will get a raw penis from having too much sex and will constantly making chirping noises. Likes to be fed like a baby robin, if you chew your food up he will gladly let you insert into mouth. Loves stadium country music that features a bunch of metrosexuals who have never worked a hard days work in their life. Someday when he is older, he will get hit by a boulder, and the seagulls will poke his knees. Answers to the name "Whiskers" and will talk in the third person as such. Wonderful broad.
by creechscreech January 8, 2018
Get the Timmug.