Tilewalled

To be frying on acid and get hurt.

Shawn tilewalled his leg last week.

by G.Bear June 11, 2006

tilewa

Don't tell the government, but he's actually Chuck Norris.

Guy 1: Woah, don't do that he'll go all tilewa on your ass!
Guy 2: Shit I'm too young to die!

by The Hornmeister July 31, 2011

Face like a roof tilers nail bag

Woman who's face is well and truly weathered.

Don't fancy yours much John, She's got a face like a roof tilers nail bag.

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Tilek

Tilek is a man unlike others.

He moves like a god and plays like an actor.

Все люди как люди, а он супер звезда

When Tilek is in the club, all eyes on him.

by Tilya November 22, 2021

ripping the tiles off the wall

a particularly difficult shit

where have you been?

the toilet, ripping the tiles off the wall

by jajajajoje October 10, 2008

floor tiles

The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...

..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....

by Keanu Reaves September 18, 2016

Tiles

<noun> Slang;

Used in reference to the paving slabs in the street resembling tiles that one may find in their kitchen or bathroom.

SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "What are you doing tonight?"
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER 2: "I thought we could have a night on the tiles tonight."
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "Yeah, I could do with getting drunk, woo go Friday!" <raises arms to reveal angel wings>

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005